Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track.
In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again.
For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue.
But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”
(via ihatethemedia.com)
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No…. words….. should’ve…. sent a poet….
I think I sound better with a head col singing.lol!Trish
i feel nauseated.
Please don’t check with an astrologer Britney! When your relationship is having difficult times you must go to a marriage guidance councellor.
Britney appears to feel fairly cheerful these days. Lovely to see her not being a mess any longer.